How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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