just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if only i could text you this smell
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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