Im at strip club and am horny
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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