A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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