windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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