yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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