She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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