Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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