Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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