Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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