I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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