god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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