TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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