She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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