Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you still have your period?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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