Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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