"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
