During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
third nipple confirmed
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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