Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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