she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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