Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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