If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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