kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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