just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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