Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
