They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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