I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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