So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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