we're blogging at a bar
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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