yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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