Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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