just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
