Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize