it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
