There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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