all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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