God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm at about main and main street
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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