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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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