I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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