Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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