why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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