so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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