look no pants
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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