Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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