If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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