no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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