I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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