how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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