Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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