ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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