If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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