I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You made out with two different species that night
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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