No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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