his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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